Infohazardous hacker sight? Peering through eminent institutions as an act of disappointing realism? No such thing! Nobel Prizes are decided by 5 Swedish humans. You could just as easily replace every mention of “Nobel prize” in national superiority discourse, individual ambitions, performative humility, the original Wikipedia page with “the 5 Swedes award”.

Screenshot of Wikipedia page for "The Nobel Prize" only every mention of "Nobel Prize" is replaced with "The 5 Swedes Prize".